February 2012
7 posts
January 2012
7 posts
“And the writing. Oh, the writing. It couldn’t be any worse. One of...”
– part of a hilarious review on goodreads (OF MANY) of Tyra Banks’ debut science-fiction novel “Modelland.”
I could read these for hours. The main character’s name is Tookie de la Creme and her mom’s name is Creamy. Creamy de la Creme.
It’s all just too good to...
Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook →
meganamram:
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!
FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
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LOL
Billions of things changed in 2011 (and one of...
a college student —> a working professional
on a wage —> on a salary
brunette —> blonde
financially dependent —> financially independent
a small-town resident —> a big-city resident
not in love —> in love
focused on a million things —> focused on a few things
a car loaner —> a car owner
naive —> paranoid
certain in...
December 2011
4 posts
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November 2011
24 posts
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A Message to Women From a Man: You Are Not "Crazy" →
AH! One of my biggest pet peeves is when men (or anyone, but, interestingly enough, women never do it) tell me to “calm down” or “relax.” I fancy myself a pretty relaxed and rational person (like most people), and when someone tells me to calm down, they make me feel otherwise and it is the worst.
I usually only get it in jest from guy pals, but it still annoys me. Austin...
“1. Consider the source. If you’re worried about someone who dislikes you, first...”
– “20 things I wish I’d known at 20” by Maggie Mason
I remember quoting number 18 when I was 20 (BACK IN THE OLDEN DAYS TWO YEARS AGO), and this whole list still resonates with me. Posting it as a reminder to myself.
“Oh that makes everything sense. The didn’t make even sense. Neither did...”
– Something I actually just said.
October 2011
6 posts
“I can’t tell if you are a boy, a girl, 7 years old, or 59.”
– Matt, on my halloween costume. Looks like I succeeded. IIIIIIIIIIIT’S PAT!
September 2011
8 posts
